I had a good one week to ponder over a few things...
And one thing for sure, I've come up with a few foolproof methods of how to be happy...

1) Don't settle for a mediocre life. (i.e no one should live a life which is unfair to them)
2) Never be selfish. (Don't always think of how something will benefit you and you only. Big no-no)
3) Take care of yourself. (Take your artificial supplements aka vitamins and go get a good haircut)
4) If you're single, date good boys/girls.
5) If you're attached, make sure you're with a good boy/girl. The last thing you want is an apathetic partner.
6) Exercise regularly
7) If you get up on the wrong side of the bed, go back to sleep. (Don't say I didn't tell you)
8) Check your mailbox and clear your emails everyday.
9) If you don't understand something, ask.
10) Have the weekly binge at KFC.