My Shampoo Last Longer Than My Relationships...

Here's WHY...

Noob number one: Noob number one is the noobiest of all noobs.

1. He calls you when you tell him not to call you, when he calls you, he wakes everyone up. That's why you told him not to call you. NOOB. Can't understand simple English.
2. Wants to meet up with you but refuses to plan in advance. Noob number one enjoys doing things at the last minute. Amazing.
3. Complians that you're too high maintanence. Noob number one knows that from day one, but still wants to go out with you. So why complain?
4. Noob number one has promised and promises to change. Noob number one hasn't changed. Oh joy...

Noob number two: Noob number two is the most egoistic of all noobs.

1. He thinks he's a great catch! But what noob number two doesnt know, I, don't think so.
2. Complains that I don't return his emails/messages, or I don't thank him for sending me long-distance gifts in the mail, or cards (like...random cards). But what noob number two refuses to acknowledge is that I never liked him.
3. Noob number two moved closer to me so that he'll have a higher chance of bumping into me on the way to Uni. Noob number two's obsessive behaviour is driving me up the wall.
4. Noob number two loves to praise himself on how successful he is, on how good looking he thinks he is... Yeah right noob number two...

Noob number three: Noob number three is lost in his own world.

1. He wants to die a martyr. Convinces himself that he's got only 8 years to live. But still wants to spend that remaining time with me. No noob number three. No.
2. Too WERID.
3. Too CHRONIC.

But the irony of it all is that mother nature tends to screw me over most of the time. Why must I always like guys who are in positions that make my life more complicated. Brothers of boyfriends, best friends of boyfriends, friends of boyfriends... Why... oh why... Why must they always pop-up at the wrong time...